Created by Abby Bland, “Godzilla’s Not a Dinosaur” is a comedic deep dive into the world’s most iconic kaiju—blowing up everything you thought you knew about Godzilla, dinosaurs, and the absurdity of human storytelling. From paleontology to pop mythology, this performance is a love letter to Godzilla-nerds, the LGBTQ+ community, and anyone who’s ever screamed into the void about being misunderstood.